How Did You Find Us Again

i’ve been slack on the old blog lately, busy with the new venture and trying to decide where to go with saignee, but in the meantime here’s a list of search terms i’ve been collecting for several months now. enjoy.

“digging her deep” [do not google this]
neat shaped food [like those weird fractal cauliflowers]
i want to become a christian [good for you, i guess]
how rocks broken down [teach grammar, and then geology]
boot liking [i don’t even want to know what they are looking for]
wine writer junket fuckers [yeah, i guess we were]
can christians watch vampire movies? [no]
italy is like a boot, you have to enter [enter where?]
just give me a glass of god damn cabernet [yes sir mr. parker]
different way of saying grabbing something [http://education.yahoo.com/reference/thesaurus/entry/grab]
what god makes me want to do [hopefully not kill anyone]
please kill me god


cancer doesn’t care [it’s true. no opposeable thumbs either]
federal tacos [the new gubmint cheese?]
appreciating mountains and hills [go outside for fucks sake]
did it my pants [ummmm…]
learning about the liver games [some of these i tried to figure out the athor’s intent, oh lord did i try]
farts that smell like copper [probably something serious]
http://www.fuck chenine. [i rather like chenin]
decanting the wine pre dog walk [good time to do it, i guess]
cats driving [they can’t]
crack in detroit [i believe it does exist, although finding it on the internet may not work]
writing a tasting note about yourself [i don’t even want to know]
join the communist party [or become a christian]
communism crushes capitalism [or not]
copper levels causing sulfur farts [i’ll ask nicolas joly]
colorado hangover [california hangovers are way cooler]
how to become a christian girl [i don’t know, honestly i don’t]
he doesn’t give a fuck [he doesn’t!]
country shaped like a hand
fucking obligated [and] obligated fucking [on the same day]
superhero name for sulfur [???]
mean spirited people [sometimes i am, but why bring it up?]
going to go ahead [and do what??? goddamn cliffhanger google searches]
arjun smells [he doesn’t. well at least not all the time]
how to prevent driving drunk [i hope they found the answer]
what would you drink with a chablis [chardonnay is the classic pairing]
lazy people drink alcohol [you had to search for this?]
fuck people who hate oaked chardonnay [i take offense]

~ by Cory Cartwright on September 16, 2010.

9 Responses to “How Did You Find Us Again”

  1. There’s no time like the pre dog walk.

  2. refreshing!

  3. you’re back, even the VLM is posting

  4. Haha! Funny stuff.

  5. I get sex in shoes and ass crunching…like a lot. Baffling.

  6. something is missing there:
    Why Mr Cory is emitting a “aaaaarrrrrrhhh” after a sip of wine?

  7. Just got- no love for man with fat ass. Um, yeah

  8. The third message from heaven…

    If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand, The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb: And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

  9. fart that smells like copper… would be great to see this quote within a tasting note!

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